"Uh Oh Step Dog!" Tee

UH OH STEP DOG!?! I THINK IM STUCK... in this comfortable heavy cotton tee! 

• Doesn't get stuck in washer or dryer machines! 
• Proven to make you scientifically 12% "fuckable" (real scientific studies have not been conducted, this is for comedic purposes only) 
• You're bound to get some amount of attention from this shirt, right?